Born to ice skate
Carolina the Cow can ice skate like an angel. You would be excused for thinking she was born with the ice skates at her feet. Indeed she really was. It was a bloodbath.
Mashoroscope: Capricorn
Capricorn: shitty day. Avoid psychopaths and fishmongers.
For fuck sake, don’t do it home.
Bastian quite contrary smokes
Bastian Quite contrary doesn’t smoke cigarettes on the waiting room like a sissy. He smokes chillum on the delivery room. And he does’t know who’s giving birth.
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